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When did you last post?

Every week we write and post your updates from photos you send us. Facebook, Instagram, your Google profile, or whichever platforms your customers actually use. You approve the lot from your phone in ten minutes a month. From £99.

the honest version

What you're actually buying.

Before anyone rings a salon, a garage or a restaurant, they look you up. Google first, then Facebook or Instagram. And a page whose last post is from March reads like a business that might have shut, even if you're flat out.

You already know this. It's why posting sits on your list every single week and never gets done. You're busy doing the actual work.

So that's the job we take off you: a steady drumbeat of real posts, from your real photos, written to sound like you. Job photos, review shout-outs, offers, opening hours, the stuff customers actually check. Posted every week to your Google profile and whichever platforms your customers use, without you thinking about it.

the packages

Two prices, on the page.

Both include your Google Business Profile, because that's where local customers actually find you. Both are rolling plans on the same terms as our care plans.

social starter

Your pages, kept alive. Properly.

  • 3 posts a week on 2 platforms of your choice
  • Google Business Profile posts included
  • Written from your photos and your reviews, in your voice
  • You approve every post from your phone before it goes out
  • A one-page monthly report: profile views, calls, direction taps, website clicks

Rolling plan. No setup fee, no design charges.

£99 /month
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social standard

More posts, more platforms, reels cut for you.

  • 5 posts a week across 3 platforms of your choice, plus Google
  • 2 reels a month, cut from clips you send (no filming required from us, no dancing required from you)
  • Your Google review responses written for you
  • Same approval flow, same monthly report
  • A 20-minute review call every quarter

Rolling plan. Everything in Social Starter, turned up.

£199 /month
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Already on one of our care plans? £20 a month comes off either package.

straight-up

We won't promise you followers, and we'd be wary of anyone who does. Follower counts don't pay invoices. The monthly report counts the things that do: calls, enquiries, direction taps, clicks through to your site. Some months are quiet, some aren't, and the report says so either way. What we control is that the work goes out every week and looks like your business at its best.

read the small print, it's nice

What you won't get.

Most of what gives this industry a bad name is stuff we've deliberately left out.

no lock-in

No 12-month contract

Rolling plans, not annual lock-ins. The terms are agreed in plain English before you start, with no exit fees, no auto-renew traps, and nobody ringing to talk you out of leaving.

no fakery

No AI-generated pictures of your business

Your real photos only. If we haven't got a photo for a post, we ask you for one. We never invent an image of your shop, your food or your work.

no surprises

No posting without your say-so

Every post waits for your tap of approval before it publishes. Amend it, bin it, or approve it. Nothing sneaks out.

no vanity

No follower-count theatre

The report shows what people did: rang you, asked for directions, clicked your site. If a number doesn't relate to money, it doesn't lead the report.

no jargon

No dashboard homework

One page a month, in plain English. You shouldn't need a marketing degree to know whether your marketing worked.

no creep

No surprise invoices

The price is the price. Paid ads, inbox management and setting up brand-new accounts from scratch are separate jobs, quoted separately, and only if you ask.

try before you buy

4 sample posts for your business, free.

Send us your business name and we'll write 4 posts from your public photos and reviews, so you can see exactly what "sounds like you" means before you spend a penny.

If they read like they were written by a robot in California, bin them and we'll part friends.

✓ Got it. Your 4 sample posts will be with you within 2 working days.
how it works

Four steps, ten minutes a month.

Your part is the photos and the approvals. Everything else is ours.

01

You send photos

A shared album on your phone. Job photos, plates, before-and-afters, the van, the team, the dog that visits on Fridays. Whatever you'd show a customer.

02

We write the month

A full month of posts, drafted around your reviews, your offers and the season. Written to sound like you, because we've read how your customers talk about you.

03

You approve from your phone

One link, ten minutes. Tap to approve, edit anything that doesn't sound right, bin anything you hate.

04

It posts itself

Across your chosen platforms and your Google profile, spread over the month. At the end you get the one-page report on what people actually did.

six questions

The ones people actually ask.

Everything else is a conversation. These six come up every time.

Do I have to be on camera?

No. No pieces to camera, no trending audio, no dancing. If you fancy filming rough clips on your phone, our Social Standard package turns them into reels. Plenty of clients never film a thing.

Which platforms do you cover?

Whichever ones your customers actually use. For most local businesses that's Facebook, Instagram and the Google Business Profile, so that's the usual starting three. If yours live somewhere else, TikTok, X, LinkedIn, Nextdoor, tell us and we'll build the month around it.

What do you need from me each month?

Photos in the shared album as you go, and ten minutes on the approval link. That's it. If you forget the photos, we'll nudge you. Politely, then persistently.

Can I still post myself?

Course. They're your pages and they stay your pages. We work around anything you post, and the best accounts are usually a mix of both.

Who answers comments and messages?

You do, because you know your customers and your diary. On Social Standard we draft your Google review responses, and we'll flag anything we spot in the comments that needs you. Full inbox management is a separate job, priced if you want it.

How do I stop?

Email us and we wind it down properly. Your pages, your logins and your photo library are yours and stay yours. Notice terms are in the plain-English agreement you get before you start, and nobody will ring you to "discuss your decision".

plain promise

Nothing publishes without your approval. Ever. You see every post before it goes out, every month, for as long as you're with us. It's your name over the door; we just make sure the internet knows the lights are on.

Look as busy as you are.

Start with the 4 free sample posts. If they sound like you, we'll take it from there. If they don't, you've lost nothing and gained 4 posts.

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